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Quotes of the Week:
1. "I never hear the noise children make - just as long as it's a happy noise"
2. "What do they think they're up to, here? Well, there is the official answer: preparing themselves for life which means a job and security in which to raise children to prepare themselves for life which means a job and security in which."
3. "From time to time, as he walks, he emits quite loud, prolonged farts."
4. "I am Doris. I am Woman. I am Bitch-Mother Nature."
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